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Fox News: Tim Burton fucks Batman"
9 months ago,
by NeilPatrickHarris
800 points
(842 ups, 42 downs)
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Fuck. Forgot the first quotation mark and am already top comment...
9 months ago,
by NeilPatrickHarris
77 points
(83 ups, 6 downs)
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Don't worry, it's only because of your username.
9 months ago,
by MaximiIian
39 points
(41 ups, 2 downs)
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It's okay, Fox news forgets quotations all the time too.
9 months ago,
by SimpleObservations
25 points
(28 ups, 3 downs)
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As in Fox "News"
9 months ago,
by DizzyPop
18 points
(20 ups, 2 downs)
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That comma should be a semicolon, but I am not going to mention it. : )
9 months ago,
by MaggieMayBe
6 points
(7 ups, 1 down)
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You're right! It should be a semi-colon; that was my mistake.
9 months ago,
by SimpleObservations
3 points
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Ahaha. I was just teasing you. But, I do love semicolons... : )
9 months ago,
by MaggieMayBe
2 points
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It's funny because I had just said something similar to someone earlier today.
9 months ago,
by SimpleObservations
3 points
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Some people say Fox news makes up quotations to inject talking points. I've heard a few people say it's a great news source.
9 months ago,
by oskeedoskee
2 points
(5 ups, 3 downs)
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Ya I've heard Fox News say that :D
9 months ago,
by IRespondWithRandomCouplets
3 points
(4 ups, 1 down)
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Shit Tyrone, Get It Together!
9 months ago,
by MaggieMayBe
5 points
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Robin is heartbroken.
9 months ago,
by robothamsterinadress
14 points
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zyo1Ay7b1qk97n bo1_500.gif
9 months ago,
by derpalopithecus
12 points
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You are now on hero status. NPH
9 months ago,
by cww4517
3 points
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On point, NPH.
9 months ago,
by marshmop
3 points
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AP*.
9 months ago,
by EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
3 points
(4 ups, 1 down)
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It's funny, because he kind of did.
9 months ago,
by SweetZombiJesus
1 point
(2 ups, 1 down)
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Kevin Smith you so witty
9 months ago,
by AllMikszdUp
363 points
(372 ups, 9 downs)
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhsbvcyjp11qek46 4o1_500.gif
9 months ago,
by BaloneySammich
17 points
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A true master of wit. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln43ph7U311qa6ql 2o1_500.gif
9 months ago,
by PixelPaladin
8 points
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Unfair, Tim Burtons' Batman was good. It was Schumacher who fucked it up.
9 months ago,
by AngryHumanoid
10 points
(13 ups, 3 downs)
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Also not entirely fair. Schumacher chose less the comic book Batman and more the TV show Batman. They were fun, in a different way.
9 months ago,
by HeyOP
5 points
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I have to say though, it's going to take quite a long while before there's ever a new successful take on Batman directly.
9 months ago,
by HeyOP
5 points
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The new series is hard to top.
9 months ago,
by HeyOP
6 points
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I hope they don't try for a decade or two. It's about as perfect as batman could ever get in live action movies.
9 months ago,
by IamTheTeapot
2 points
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This quote is about 10 years old; that's the strange thing to me, that it's just popped up.
9 months ago,
by mobettah
5 points
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Tim Burton also would never read a book... especially anything created by Lewis Carroll.
9 months ago,
by forgottenlawngnome
283 points
(290 ups, 7 downs)
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THANK YOU... i enjoyed batman... everything done after sweeney todd is a different story
9 months ago,
by wfwood
16 points
(19 ups, 3 downs)
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You spelled Big Fish funny...
9 months ago,
by mrjohnson
7 points
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good call. i thought sweeney todd came out before corpse bride and charlie
9 months ago,
by wfwood
3 points
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agreed, he's definitely gone downhill. Sweeney is one of my favorite movies though, I must say.
9 months ago,
by erock6796
5 points
(9 ups, 4 downs)
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LOVED Sweeney! Though in my opinion, the best part was when Mrs. Lovett was thrown into the oven.
9 months ago,
by Katheebs
6 points
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Imgur makes me feel like a bad person for loving the Buton - Depp - Bonham-Carter trinity.
9 months ago,
by Misentro
9 points
(12 ups, 3 downs)
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Yeah...his "Alice in Wonderland" was actually "Through the Looking Glass." He gave the movie the wrong name.
9 months ago,
by shierrarobin
4 points
(6 ups, 2 downs)
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Was neither. Mostly underland bullshit.
9 months ago,
by ZeeCaptein
5 points
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Or Roald Dahl.
9 months ago,
by emurd3
2 points
(3 ups, 1 down)
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Actually, James and the Giant Peach AND Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are both very accurate with the book. Just a little...odd.
9 months ago,
by TNsquirrel
3 points
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Someone get this man some ice whilst I notify the burn unit!
9 months ago,
by scotchbandit
181 points
(187 ups, 6 downs)
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+1 for "whilst" :)
9 months ago,
by asil
17 points
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Don't use ice!
9 months ago,
by minihorse
7 points
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Will this do? http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artis ts/304x304/ice-t.jpg
9 months ago,
by InfinitelyImprobable
5 points
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yup
9 months ago,
by MetaphoricalFox
2 points
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-1 for "whilst"
9 months ago,
by JackGibbs
0 points
(2 ups, 2 downs)
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But... 
9 months ago,
by zombieconker
114 points
(116 ups, 2 downs)
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Is anyone surprised to see that Burton is a fibber?
9 months ago,
by CitizenDickbag
22 points
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I'm wondering which thing he lied about.
9 months ago,
by gedalyah5773
17 points
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Or he might have made the "not liking comics" first and then read the "The Killing Joke".
9 months ago,
by secularink
6 points
(8 ups, 2 downs)
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Holy obscure references Batman!
9 months ago,
by fugacity
10 points
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LAWYERED!
9 months ago,
by CaptJackHarkness
9 points
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oh snap!
9 months ago,
by TarantulasaurusRex
6 points
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came to mention this. oh well.
4 months ago,
by MasonS
2 points
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Sounds like someone told Burt it's cool to drop The Killing Joke...they were right.
9 months ago,
by demonfarts
2 points
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwfei8Pwq1qaps1 mo1_500.gif
9 months ago,
by MajorMuffinCakes
71 points
(74 ups, 3 downs)
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkfpbl55681qgma7 so1_500.gif
9 months ago,
by BaloneySammich
7 points
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http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new/92.gif
9 months ago,
by PixelPaladin
3 points
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Call me a nostalgic fool but I liked the Tim Burton Batman movies. They didn't suck until Joel Schumacher started making them.
9 months ago,
by Horus175
70 points
(83 ups, 13 downs)
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Agreed, Batman and Batman Returns were pretty great movies to me.
9 months ago,
by zombieconker
15 points
(18 ups, 3 downs)
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wrong they were all awful compared the source material they are based on.
9 months ago,
by odelay321
3 points
(7 ups, 4 downs)
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To be fair, almost ALL film adaptations are awful compared to their source materials. At least according to fans of the source materials.
9 months ago,
by PixelPaladin
2 points
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I get what you're saying, but I can guarantee you 80% of your favorite movies are based off books/remakes (Christopher Nolan's Batman, too)
9 months ago,
by Skewljanitor57
1 point
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If the Bible can have multiple variants of a story (and internally-conflicting ones at that!), I'm pretty damned sure my man Bruce can too.
9 months ago,
by valkilmerstud
1 point
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There is no explicit RIGHT or WRONG in superhero-dom. Just like many epic legends, there are varying interpretations.
9 months ago,
by valkilmerstud
1 point
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He did bring us the best catwoman ever.
9 months ago,
by flotiball
3 points
(6 ups, 3 downs)
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What? Eartha Kitt wasn't in Burton's Batman...oh, oh wait...I see. This is us disagreeing. That's okay, though :-)
9 months ago,
by mrjohnson
4 points
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I wasn't a huge fan of Batman Returns, but Batman was pretty damned sweet.
9 months ago,
by HeyOP
2 points
(3 ups, 1 down)
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If you excuse the poor villains and cheesiness, Batman Forever is an interesting artistic take on the hero IMO (bring on the dwnvotes)
9 months ago,
by valkilmerstud
1 point
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lesser of 2 evils IMO
9 months ago,
by Insideanus
1 point
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BURN.gif
9 months ago,
by Nevv
32 points
(38 ups, 6 downs)
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HEY! This is not 4Chan, this is Imgur. LINK THAT SHIT DAWG!! ;)
9 months ago,
by ImGur8
0 points
(1 up, 1 down)
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Related: As a kid, I grew up a block away from the Quick Stop where Smith worked. He used to sell me ice cream and candy
9 months ago,
by kevlarburrito
31 points
(34 ups, 3 downs)
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In the back or the front of the shop?
9 months ago,
by Shadowhound
6 points
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He didn't have any candy in the freezer just tears
9 months ago,
by kevlarburrito
2 points
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Neat! Did he sell you bulletproof burritos too?
9 months ago,
by PixelPaladin
1 point
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Actually I remember they used to have these really awesome magazines that came out each month. Each new magazine would have (1/2)
9 months ago,
by kevlarburrito
2 points
(3 ups, 1 down)
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(2/2) a plastic dinosaur bone in it and you would collect them and build a giant plastic glow in the dark T-Rex model it was sweet!
9 months ago,
by kevlarburrito
2 points
(3 ups, 1 down)
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9 months ago,
by ImSeanJohn
21 points
(27 ups, 6 downs)
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i liked tim burton's batman
9 months ago,
by noey718
15 points
(22 ups, 7 downs)
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I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who doesn't like Tim Burton
9 months ago,
by Manners03
14 points
(15 ups, 1 down)
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You are not alone there, my friend, you are not alone
9 months ago,
by yinjia
1 point
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Hey Tim, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn, are they exquisite!
9 months ago,
by tripleohsix
12 points
(13 ups, 1 down)
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All of those Kevin Smith movie quotes in here are making me super happy.
9 months ago,
by aurelium
4 points
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Tim Burton: Great director whose funny films are merely witty. Kevin Smith: Great director whose funny films are hilarious!!!
9 months ago,
by ovrthtop34
10 points
(15 ups, 5 downs)
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Now im just imagining Kevin Smith fucking Batman.
9 months ago,
by lamesingram
10 points
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Now I think it's just weird how on the cover of "The Killing Joke," Tim Burton claims it is his favorite comic.
9 months ago,
by profanedrseuss
8 points
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this seems extremely necessary
9 months ago,
by lost4815
8 points
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(I always see the sad face when someone puts a colon next to a close bracket):
9 months ago,
by cleanyourroom
7 points
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It always bothers me that I can't put an emoticon at the end of a parenthetical remark. (It ends up looking like 8))
9 months ago,
by PixelPaladin
1 point
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+1 for Mr. Smith
9 months ago,
by jfbowers369
7 points
(9 ups, 2 downs)
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I love Kevin Smith so much. His Q&A at colleges almost made me pee myself sometimes. Everyone should look up "An evening with Kevin Smith".
9 months ago,
by archafuri
7 points
(8 ups, 1 down)
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Duly noted!
9 months ago,
by OhhHayyyyy
2 points
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And the sequel! "An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder"
9 months ago,
by PixelPaladin
2 points
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eh... nerd fight. i love you all, so chill. like i always said if you like nerds raise your hands, if you dont raise your standards.
9 months ago,
by gabapo
6 points
(8 ups, 2 downs)
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And yet, the Time Burton Batman movies were awesome - precisely because they didn't try to mimic a comic book. Originality counts...
9 months ago,
by Trem84
5 points
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You know this is an actual Kevin Smith quote because "fucking".
9 months ago,
by MyUsernameIsNotRelevent
5 points
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Tim Burton's Batman movies kicked ass.
9 months ago,
by americanmoviefan
5 points
(10 ups, 5 downs)
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What are you talking about? Danny DeVito was like the coolest Penguin ever!
9 months ago,
by SomethingThatRhymesWithGatorade
5 points
(7 ups, 2 downs)
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silent bob>johnny depp
9 months ago,
by sariachu
5 points
(7 ups, 2 downs)
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silent bob>capt jack sparrow orrr kevin smith > johnny depp
9 months ago,
by Sugarcrotch
0 points
(2 ups, 2 downs)
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+1 since Smith used that quote as a review for his biography.
9 months ago,
by JazzTheHuman
4 points
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And this is why I love Kevin Smith. (Clerks gives him a pretty heavy boost as well)
9 months ago,
by murherpaderp
3 points
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Tim Burton would also never watch a classic tv show before making a movie of it. *cough* Dark Shadows *cough*
9 months ago,
by subtlemegan
3 points
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Joel Schumacher explains batman. Tim Burton did a FINE job before he came along.
9 months ago,
by Mosart
3 points
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I'm not so certain Tim Burton can read.
9 months ago,
by WedsBunneh
3 points
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What? Tim Burton wouldn't want to read a comic? To me, that seems really bizarre.
9 months ago,
by threnodymarch
3 points
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Fun fact: Kevin and Tim were supposed to work on a Superman movie together.
9 months ago,
by djnarc
2 points
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I smoked a joint with Kevin Smith hes a cool dude down to earth
9 months ago,
by Smodes
2 points
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Elements of Burton's Batman Taken From the Comics: Vicki Vale, Corto Maltese, Harvey Dent, Joker being dropped into acid, Martha's pearls...
9 months ago,
by valkilmerstud
2 points
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Honestly, the only reason I think Johnny Depp keeps doing his messed-up movies is because Burton has shit on him from somewhere...
9 months ago,
by graffiti62
2 points
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9 months ago,
by CyborgBarry
2 points
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Stop it guys. I like both of you. Be friends, not enemies.
9 months ago,
by killxswitch
2 points
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Oh Silent Bob, you da man!
9 months ago,
by SomeMoistenedBint
2 points
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This feels kind of like having two good friends who hate each other.
9 months ago,
by HeyOP
2 points
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Some men just want to watch Tim Burton... BURN!
9 months ago,
by MaggieMayBe
2 points
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bazinga
9 months ago,
by brikhouse2
2 points
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Clever Kevin is clever!
9 months ago,
by Antimodes
2 points
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How I saw this play out in my head:  ry/tw9Eo
9 months ago,
by thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
2 points
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Irrelevant - was there any follow up with the imgur stickers?
9 months ago,
by battlefate
2 points
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No so silent now, aye Bob?
9 months ago,
by RutherfordBehave
2 points
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At least Burton didn't have the audacity to utilize Bat-nipples.
9 months ago,
by ColinStevens
2 points
(3 ups, 1 down)
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plus kevin smith wrote batman for a while so...
2 weeks ago,
by tinyrobots
1 point
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wow nice photography ?
3 weeks ago,
by ColleenTordsen19
1 point
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Tim Burton was set to make Superman Lives on a script written by Kevin Smith...
4 months ago,
by dhartun1
1 point
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TIL; One of Bruce Waynes many lovers is Tim Burton
9 months ago,
by SeriousAnnika
1 point
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GET OFF MY PLANE!
9 months ago,
by gladiatorbrig
1 point
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Lawyered.
9 months ago,
by broski185
1 point
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The first two Batman films were great if not a tad boring. Tim Burton cannot direct fight scenes to save his life.
9 months ago,
by MasterBruceWayne
1 point
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Just googled this, this happened like 12 fucking years ago man. But ZING!
9 months ago,
by screensplitter
1 point
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Silent bob doesn't speak much but when he does...
9 months ago,
by cboxchamp
1 point
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Seriously, Tim Burton's Batman movie was fucking awful: HE MADE THE KILLER OF HIS PARENTS BE THE JOKER.
9 months ago,
by upandatthem
1 point
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You know what? I am not particularly fond of Tim Burton or any of his work. There. I said it.
9 months ago,
by Puckfaced
1 point
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I don't know... that Catwoman outfit in Batman Returns...
9 months ago,
by ninjaboy56
1 point
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Tim Burton: Creepy ass goth motherfu*ker.
9 months ago,
by jsnforce
1 point
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+1 for the fully charged battery.
9 months ago,
by BazingaGirl
1 point
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And not a single fuck(ing dislike) was given.
9 months ago,
by damadamagoyolur
1 point
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newsflash nerds, the 1989 batman was good.
9 months ago,
by yambag021
1 point
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Am I the only one who thinks all of Tim Burton's clay-mation films look EXACTLY the same, and equally boring?
9 months ago,
by Antoniorocko
1 point
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Considering Kevin Smith doesn't write anything near the same thing as Tim Burton does, this is like hearing a potato complain about....
9 months ago,
by samsonguy920
1 point
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...what an apple does.
9 months ago,
by samsonguy920
1 point
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You mean like saying that the apple takes worse photos?
9 months ago,
by PixelPaladin
3 points
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That might be the potato's opinion
9 months ago,
by samsonguy920
1 point
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OH KEVIN SMITH YOU WITTY MOTHERFUCKER
9 months ago,
by hlyshft
1 point
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I don't get it. Batman was pretty good. It was better than Cop Out atleast.
9 months ago,
by MauriceMoss
1 point
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Tim Burtons Batman movies were great.
9 months ago,
by vinnynet
1 point
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I love tim burton but he made himself look dumb..Kevin got him good.
9 months ago,
by rckymusic
1 point
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apply cold water to the burn
9 months ago,
by NavyRower11
1 point
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is the facebook and mobile really necessary?
9 months ago,
by zdoss
1 point
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Why is this suddenly relevant when it was said on "An Evening with Kevin Smith" like, four years ago?
9 months ago,
by weezel365
1 point
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YOU GOT HIM GOOD SMITH !
9 months ago,
by odelay321
1 point
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I prefer fun Batman to depressing Batman.
9 months ago,
by yourssaysdoug
1 point
(2 ups, 1 down)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKbAEmvZyKQ Where this is from. 4:30 for the start of the quote.
9 months ago,
by RandomJPG
1 point
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doesnt matter I still really like tim burton, hope he makes better movies tho, dark shadows and alice in wonderland were meh...
9 months ago,
by MorticianGuy
1 point
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YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
9 months ago,
by whodrankmymilkshake
1 point
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*faux news
9 months ago,
by reptilemonkeys
1 point
(3 ups, 2 downs)
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I guess he showed him, right guys?
9 months ago,
by RoyalTennenbaum
1 point
(2 ups, 1 down)
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@NeilPatrickHarris - BLASPHEMY!
9 months ago,
by BaDumTss
1 point
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I stopped caring about anything Kevin Smith says after Jersey Girl. Sorry, Lunchbox, but you've got some redeeming to do.
9 months ago,
by idontworkhere
0 points
(1 up, 1 down)
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You must not have seen Clerks 2. And Jersey Girl was a chick flick... I hope you don't have a penis, or at least a GF that made you watch it
5 months ago,
by atrimislegnacra
0 points
(1 up, 1 down)
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I was literally bitching about how much I hate Tim Burton yesterday.
9 months ago,
by stfu
0 points
(1 up, 1 down)
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Is it just me, or does it seem like every new Tim Burton movie seems like he's upped the count on how many tabs of acid he takes?
9 months ago,
by graffiti62
0 points
(1 up, 1 down)
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Kevin Smith is not funny.
9 months ago,
by iguessallthegoodnameswerechosenalready
0 points
(1 up, 1 down)
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Burton stated "The Killing Joke" was his fav. It even has this on the cover as an ad. Thanks for fucking up every movie since Sleepy Hollow.
9 months ago,
by Pitchslap
0 points
(1 up, 1 down)
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As much as I hate Kevin Smith, that was devastating. Burton needs Burn Heal.
9 months ago,
by Renegadefunk44
0 points
(2 ups, 2 downs)
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Neither of them has made a watchable movie in the last decade.
9 months ago,
by creamysmooth
0 points
(2 ups, 2 downs)
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